Top 5 highlights, in no specific order, from Saturday's shinnydig:

(1) Sparky Santa!
(2) 5 minute pop-in just to say, "Don't be such a girrrl, Orrren!"
(3) Why does she insist on looking at my ass? I'm still searching for it myself.
(4) Who's holding court? What's wrong with this picture?
(5) Sistahs, Will ... they're all sistahs.

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So, The Donger wants me to come to Vietnam to visit her Father so he can give us his blessing. Yes, *that* blessing. Is it too late to cancel my New Year's Eve Plans?

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Whooze yo' daddy? Not Steinbrenner, I guess. "When we return, Pedro is heading to Queens, in ... the most shocking off-season ever".