Friday, May 13

Best Of ...


SF Weekly just released their annual Best of list. Great job with most of their selections, including many that aren't selected by the traditional best-of lists.

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This site appears to be the definitive source for Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy auido clips. A few favorites in a sea of genius:

Brian Fantana (Paul Rudd): "I know what you're asking yourself. And the answer is yes. I have a nickname for my penis. It's called the octagon. But I aslo nicknamed my testis. My left one is James Westfall and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noiswater. You ladies play your cards right, you just might get to meet the whole gang."

Brick Tamland (Steve Carell): "I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite, and I'm rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks."

Champ Kind (David Koechner): "I'm all about having fun. You know, get a couple of cocktails in me, start a fire in someone's kitchen, maybe go to Sea World, take my pants off."

Ron: "Hope I'm not disturbing you, but, uh, I saw you from across the party, and, uh, I don't usually do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something. You have an absolutely breathtaking heinie. I mean, that thing is good. I want to be friends with it."

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Sounds like Tara "Oops, I didn't even know my nipple was exposed for a good 2 minutes. I mean, my boob job did pretty much numb any feeling I had there, anyway" Reid is the new Wild On host. Some might big shoes (or should we say bikinis) to fill, Tara. Somewhere Jules Asner is spinning in her grave.

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