Tragic

I know that the Olsen twins have had their fair share of publicity - mostly unwelcome - ever since they decided to take Manhattan, but you've gotta admit that their (i.e. Mary Kate) paparazzi pictures we're treated to these days have reached absolutely stomach-churning proportions. She looks like a combination of the wicked witch and one of the munchkins! That's hot.

Speaking of paparazzi pictures ... by now, everyone is well aware of my infatuation with Lindsay Lohan. Red hair, freckles, curves ... she's not not hot. She decided to dye her hair blonde a few months back. Not a fan, but I chalked it up to doing it for a new role or something. A few weeks ago, the gossip blogs started publishing new pictures of Lohan. I paid them little attention since I didn't think the pics could be anything more than a hoax and nobody was writing much about them. Wrong on both accounts. In sum, not only was she blonde, but she appeared to have shedded about 9 gazillion pounds ... the aggregate weight of the country of Ethiopia. All that's left of her is some saggy-ass pale skin and hooker-white blonde hair. I heard that her hosting gig on SNL this past weekend was just an unmitigated disaster. Tell me if I'm wrong, but I can't remember such a dramatic, overnight fall from grace.