Wooing Chelsea

Is it just me or is homeboy overpaying for Chelsea?

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Speaking of scary, this is definitely going to leave a mark. Reminds me of Greg Lougainis' Olympic mis-step. If this had happened on the concrete platform ... game over!

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Paulie, now you can let your belt do all the talking. That's the next big urban trend ... "Mute Dating".

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Admittedly, I'm a city snob ... and I carry the title proudly. As is the case with many of us, it's hard to turn down an opportunity to hop on an anti-tourist tirade.

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Sign that the whole Lance wristband fad is officially out of control: (overheard on a flight out of LGA)

Man: What's that black band on your wrist for? Everyone has those things now. Is it like Kabbalah? Or to cure cancer?

Woman: It's a hairband.